Review | William Shakespeare’s Star Wars by Ian Doescher

Review | William Shakespeare’s Star Wars by Ian DoescherDost thou love Shakespeare?  Are you Star Wars fan?

If you answered “yes,” once, then William Shakespeare’s Star Wars is recommended reading.

If you answered “yes” twice, this is a must read!

Ian Doescher masterfully retells Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope in iambic pentameter.  However, this is far from being a simple script rewrite of one of the greatest space operas in the history of the galaxy.  It also includes touching insights into the hearts and minds of the characters.  I found myself going from amused, to entertained, to intrigued, to enchanted, to enthralled.  Throughout the narrative, I pictured the grand spectacle playing out in the Globe Theatre, visualizing the players, the costumes, the sets.

My first realization that this was a deeper dive into George Lucas’s characters, Shakespeare style, was in Act I, Scene 2 (line 27, to be precise)…

Darth Vader has just extinguished the flame of stalwart Rebel Leader 1, whose final words were an insistence that his ship was on a “diplomatic mission.”  Vader directs his stormtroopers to search the ship, and is left to his own thoughts:

And so another dies by my own hand,

This hand, which now encas’d in blackness is.

O that the fingers of this wretched hand

Had not the pain of suff’ring ever known.

But now my path is join’d unto the dark,

And wicked men — whose hands and fingers move

To crush their foes — are now my company.

So shall my fingers ever undertake

To do more evil, aye, and this — my hand —

Shall do the Emp’ror’s bidding evermore.

And thus we see how fingers presage death

And hands become the instruments of Fate.

We are soon introduced to the droid duo of C-3PO and R2-D2.  3PO prattles on (as he is wont to do), and R2 responds with his characteristic “Beep, meep, beep, squeak” etc. (still in iambic pentameter, of course!)

Then, not 20 lines after Vader’s musings, R2 shares his inner monologue with the audience, shining a bright light on the wit and wisdom of this cunning astromech droid.  His 13 lines of monologue hooked me and held me fast.  I won’t spoil it for you.  You’ll have to discover the rest for yourself.

From beginning to end, William Shakespeare’s Star Wars was a treat to read.

The Bard would be proud.


Parent’s Guide:

Sex: A couple of kisses “for luck.”

Violence: A fair bit, but without any real description:  Some “force-assisted” choking courtesy of the Darth Vader, a couple of bodies are found after an attack, a couple of severed limbs courtesy of a well-placed “laser sword,” some stormtroopers die (I think).  Oh, and a couple of well-populated locations blow up; like planets, or small moons.

Language: Shakespearean.  Which is to say, if there is anything bad, it’s probably unrecognizable.

Drug Use: Nope.  Not even a reference to death sticks.

William Shakespeare's Star Wars Book Cover William Shakespeare's Star Wars
William Shakespeare's Star Wars
Ian Doescher
Science Fiction
Quirk Books
July 2, 2013
176

Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retelling of George Lucas’s epic Star Wars in the style of the immortal Bard of Avon. The saga of a wise (Jedi) knight and an evil (Sith) lord, of a beautiful princess held captive and a young hero coming of age, Star Wars abounds with all the valor and villainy of Shakespeare’s greatest plays. ’Tis a tale told by fretful droids, full of faithful Wookiees and fearstome Stormtroopers, signifying...pretty much everything.

Reimagined in glorious iambic pentameter—and complete with twenty gorgeous Elizabethan illustrations--William Shakespeare’s Star Wars will astound and edify Rebels and Imperials alike. Zounds! This is the book you’re looking for.

About Lynn

Since he could read, Lynn has enjoyed spending his life reasoning with Aristotle and Plato, traveling the Western frontier with Louis L'Amour, and surviving the French assault at Agincourt with Henry V and William Shakespeare. He has piloted 100 ton war machines across far flung planets, held King Arthur's hand as he passed on, danced among the stars in the fastest ship in the galaxy, and by turns has both slain and befriended dragons.

When not chasing shiny objects, he records his musings on his life's travels at http://lynnsense.com.

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